| Nickname |
Stan
The Man |
| Position |
Crap
front row forward / Bagman |
| Date of Birth |
Covered
by Official Secrets Act! |
| Place of Birth |
Edinburgh |
| Height |
5' 10"
(originally), 5 8 1/2" (now) |
| Weight |
14st 7
lb (now) |
| Previous Clubs |
None |
| Representative Honours |
Don't
be silly |
| Favourite Stew Mel player ever |
Jim
Calder |
| Favourite other player |
Jim
'Pine Tree' Preacher |
| Bevvy of choice |
70 shilling,
gin, brandy, red wine |
| Most embarassing moment (on or off
the pitch) |
Having
crossed the try line near the left hand corner flag,
I ran towards the posts to make the conversion easier;
when one of the opposition tried to block me, I niftily
spun past him - over the dead ball line! I'd seen an
opposition player try the same move - successfully -
the previous week .... |
| One unique fact about yourself? |
I
have played for Stewart's, Melville and Stewart's
Melville |
| Celebrity Double |
Tom
Cruise |
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