Stew Mel Rugby.















Mike Harper
Nickname Accurist, Winnie
Position Back Front row
Date of Birth 13/4/69
Place of Birth Glasgow
Height 6'2"
Weight Less than Riggers
 
Previous Clubs East London, London Scottish, London Nigerian, Edinburgh Accies
Representative Honours South East Universities, England Universities, Scotland Amateur Rugby League
Favourite Stew Mel player ever Belly Bruce (never known a boy to get into so many fights in 80 minutes)
Favourite other player Heaphy's Playa Pants
Bevvy of choice

Go to Grand Cru on Hangover Street and ask for a 'Cocksucking Cowboy' (butterscotch schnapps and Baileys) - possibly the best way to get arsed on a Saturday night!

Or JD & dry Ginger Ale. Or tequila (plenty!)

Most embarassing moment (on or off the pitch) When one of my new girlfriend's friends found this Profile, and saw the old photo of me doing a passable impersonation of John Candy!
One unique fact about yourself? I think my drunken chat is sparkling. And I'm a closet Iron Maiden fan!
Celebrity Double Harry Belafonte (with an extra chin)

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