Trotter's Term Time Tricks

Out of all the players who have returned Profile forms to date, only one has made it into double figures in the 'Most Embarrassing Moment' category: the legend that is Mark Coyle. Geoffoire, we salute you; if Wills experiences even half of the following debacles during his time at St Randies, he'll be doing well.

Those Ten Embarrassing Moments In Full

1. Being wheelbarrowed naked onto St Andrews Pitch 1 at the Ma Bell's 7s
2. Being called a fat Colin Montgomerie by a 'townie'
3. Being saved from drowning while upside down in a wheelie bin in the Swilken Burn
4. Being given a plastic sheet for the second night of a Dublin tour
5. Repeat offender with a type of kebab
6. Sitting watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while being burgled, and not noticing
7. Falling naked down a hole during the construction of a building
8. Stripping down to a G string to the theme of 'Rocky' at a Ball
9. Getting carried home by a couple of flat mates and having an arse accident over them
10. Razzing over T**d's mum

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