| Nickname |
Yosser,
Statto |
| Position |
As close
to the bar as possible / 3rd XV Team Secretary |
| Date of Birth |
Last
century (4/5/60) |
| Place of Birth |
Hospital
(Bangour) |
| Height |
5'10"
(without '70s platforms) |
| Weight |
More than
in playing days! |
| Previous Clubs |
9
Iron & putter |
| Representative Honours |
Edinburgh
Schools, IADS, EATS, Edinburgh Northern Touring Scoiety,
Ballachulish Barbarians |
| Favourite Stew Mel player ever |
Alex
Brewster |
| Favourite other player |
Malky
Rennie & Alex Holmes - difficult to separate |
| Bevvy of choice |
Deuchars
IPA, Laphroaig |
| Most embarassing moment (on or off
the pitch) |
Missing
connecting flight in Paris while travelling with Pav
to visit Danger in South Africa for Lions' Tests in
1997 - trop du vin! |
| One unique fact about yourself? |
Played
more games for 2nds than any other Stew Mel player (except
Alan Forsyth?) - more than 200! |
| Celebrity Double |
Gordon
Brown |
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