| Nickname |
Mutton |
| Position |
Fattest
winger in Stew Mel history |
| Date of Birth |
Approximately
June 1965 |
| Place of Birth |
Japsville,
Japan (Selkirk) |
| Height |
A very
sleek 5' 10" |
| Weight |
An even
sleeker 100 kg, approximately …. I mean, who
does metric? |
| Previous Clubs |
Dalkeith,
Royal Air Force, Selkirk, Walkerburn (Welsh alcoholic
lunatics safari), Trinity once in a while when they
are really desperate |
| Representative Honours |
RAF (U18,
U21 and full side), Buckinghamshire (U18, U21 and full
side), I.A.D.S. |
| Favourite Stew Mel player ever |
Bonker Ross (for inspirational levels of cheating and
scoring both on and off the pitch) |
| Favourite other player |
Sam
Malcolm (nobody dummies like Sam) |
| Bevvy of choice |
Mick Jagger |
| Most embarassing moment (on or off
the pitch) |
ON: has to be the day at Dunfermline where
I scored 5 tries for the 2nd XV and then got sent
off for a minor disagreement with my opposite number
OFF: could be meeting Andrew 'Foxy' Fowler's
mother on holiday, after allegedly breaking her son's
jaw in a friendly 1sts v 2nds match - I still
think he tripped!
|
| One unique fact about yourself? |
As
a winger, I can honestly claim never to have gone round
a single man - ever! |
| Celebrity Double |
My wife thinks a fat Ed Harris (?) - but, then, she
is a blind optician! |
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