Stew Mel Rugby.















Carl Jamieson
Thankyouverrmuch!
Nickname Jaws
Position The slowest back row in the world, ever (according to Barney)
Date of Birth 1/5/61
Place of Birth Edinburgh
Height 5' 11"
Weight 15 Stoneish
 
Previous Clubs Bahrain Rugby Club
Representative Honours Captain, Pubic Triangle 1st XV
Favourite Stew Mel player ever Danger, David Lowes, Lindsay Ross, Alan Manson
Favourite other player Zinzan Brooke
Bevvy of choice Southern Comfort & lemonade
Most embarassing moment (on or off the pitch)

On: found singing 'Old Man River' at back of lineout versus Peebles after heavy night out

Off: getting my false teeth caught in my girlfriend's short & curlies while 'pleasuring her orally'

One unique fact about yourself? I appear regularly on stage in various clubs in Bahrain as Mysterious Elvis
Celebrity Double According to the Russian girls in Bahrain, Elvis Presley

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