Stewart's Melville RFC

Barry Foster

Nickname	King Baz
Position	Back Row
Date of Birth	28/8/73
Place of Birth	Kirkcaldy
Height	6' 2"
Weight	Contrary to recent rumours of much pie eating, my weight is hovering just under 18 stone ... only a truly fat lad would be 18 1/2 stone

Previous Clubs	Forth VII a side team
Representative Honours	Scottish Schools, Edinburgh U18/19 and also played for Scotland U19 in a training game against South U21s - that's where I bust my knee, and I've never played properly since
Favourite Stew Mel player ever	Stew Forsyth (though that may change if he finds a photo of my mighty P7 'fro for the website!)
Favourite other player	Hugh Hefner
Bevvy of choice	Graeme Beveridge
Most embarassing moment (on or off the pitch)	I played for Scottish Schools against France, then went out on the batter and got absolutely smashed - then the coaches caught me! Despite that, I returned to the Schools squad that year, taking part in their only victory that season over Scotland U18s. I then became the only player to be dropped from a winning side before the England game. Still remember the phone call from Rob Moffat, saying it had nothing to do with France (honest!)
One unique fact about yourself?	I am more potent than a carafe of cyanide
Celebrity Double	Leo Sayer