| Nickname |
Kano,
Sex Pest, Bean Pole, Long Schlong, Hanno |
| Position |
Doggy
- or anywhere from behind, really |
| Date of Birth |
23/2/79 |
| Place of Birth |
Hospital |
| Height |
7' |
| Weight |
35 kg |
| Previous Clubs |
Fantasy
Bar, Burke and Hare, Ghia (sic) on Thursdays |
| Representative Honours |
Scottish
Universities Kabbadi team, Lothian Schools U18 |
| Favourite Stew Mel player ever |
David
'Roxy' Roxburgh |
| Favourite other player |
Kenneth
Sharp |
| Bevvy of choice |
Red wine
spritzer |
| Most embarassing moment (on or off
the pitch) |
ON: On a tour to Ireland in Form II, as Vice Captain,
I told the team: ‘Come on chaps, there is absolutely
no time for jollity’
OFF: Getting caught by Rodney Allan (Head of the
Bug Hut) whilst masturbating during 'Eurotrash'
|
| One unique fact about yourself? |
I’ve
had hundredz o’ burdz! |
| Celebrity Double |
Bob
Geldof |
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