| Nickname |
Belly
(the original version) |
| Position |
Wing
/ Outside Centre - have played in the forwards before,
but am more of a pretty pace boy than thug |
| Date of Birth |
16/6/74 |
| Place of Birth |
No
comment, but you could say I was 'Discovered' rather
than born - it is too embarrassing to admit |
| Height |
Two feet,
both mutated, and 6.5 inches (when erect) |
| Weight |
Varies,
but know that I am lighter than Danger but heavier than
The Length |
| Previous Clubs |
Stew
Mel FP RFC 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th XVs, plus Aberdeen
University, St Andrews University |
| Representative Honours |
2 Scottish
School U18 caps, plus captained Lothian Schools U18
in 1991/92 season |
| Favourite Stew Mel player ever |
Back: The Polaris
Forward: The Dark Destroyer |
| Favourite other player |
Holmesie,
AKA The Gimp, AKA Hulu, AKA Spastic - for comic value
only (to laugh at, not with) |
| Bevvy of choice |
Advocaat
and Black |
| Most embarassing moment (on or off
the pitch) |
ON:
Playing in the same team as The Gimp.
OFF: Getting kicked in on a night out whilst trying
to defend Spastic and Fat Wood. They both ran for it
as soon as I started getting a doing! |
| One unique fact about yourself? |
I
have slept with members of at least two committee men's
direct family |
| Celebrity Double |
TBA |
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