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General Club News - Archive


Koli For The Kup? (8/4/03)

It's always nice when overseas players who've played for us keep in touch with the club, and it was particularly pleasant when Allan Munro passed on the following from the gentle giant that is Koli Latailakepa on the eve of the Club Dinner:

"Hello there, Allan.

"I hope things are going well for the club. Things are going really well for me here; I've just been to Korea with the Tongan national side to attend their training camp, which was a huge surprise for me, but I'm also on the verge of making the World Cup team to be finalised at the end of May! The squad will tour here in New Zealand, then I'll hopefully make the final cut for the team to play in the World Cup in Australia this year.

"As a result this, I have a personal trainer, who's getting me ready for the year ahead. I'm training every morning and also after work - at least it's not cold in the morning when I go for my 12 km run!

"Thanks to you, Macca, Benzo and the team for a great year, and I hope that you have a good night this Saturday. Thanks to the ladies behind the bar, too ....

"I'm also hoping that you can send clearance for me to play for the club again. Thanks again for a great year.

Koli."



Sick Sick Sick (9/4/03)

The club's answer to Statto off 'Fantasy Football', Riggers, is, by his own admission, a spreadsheet addict, as the stats he lovingly compiles through the course of each season demonstrate. But now, in one fell swoop, he's easily eclipsed the Scorers and Appearances tables that we've grown accustomed to. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you:

The Number and Type of Injuries Requiring Physiotherapy Intervention at Stewart's Melville FPRFC, Period August 2002 to March 2003

Phew, what a scorcher, eh? On a serious note, Gordon has also asked me to pass on the club's thanks to our physios, Linda Mann and Sue Porteous, who, as will be all too apparent from the stats, have been kept busy with the squad's ailments over the past season. Thanks are also due to Doctors Beattie, MacGregor and Thomson for their presence at Inverleith on Saturdays during the season - it's a comfort to know that medical experts are present should anything untoward happen.


Lions triumph at Pennypit (13/4/03)

Ken Sharp's sevens squad lifted their first silverware of the season in their first outing of the season yesterday when they won the Preston Lodge tournament. After beating Dalziel and holders Murrayfield Wanderers in their opening matches, they came from behind to beat Berwick in the semi final then thumped a very physical Ross High side in the final.

The core squad consisted of Sky Laurie, Ally Maclay, Stuart Clark, Andrew Fraser, Marc Karapanovic, Chris Bissett and Gav Sharp, with Jamie Stevenson, Nicky Wood and Euan Clark assisting as required from the bench. Mention should also be made of a chap called Rick from the Murrayfield Wanderers squad who replaced Stuart Clark after he was injured, then went on to appear for us in the semi and the final. In a really nice gesture, Sky presented Rick with his winner's medal, reasoning that he already has more than enough Sevens related silverware to his credit.

I gather a couple of chilled bottles of champers were waiting for the Sevens party on their return to Inverleith - they certainly deserved them, as it's been a while (how long, Yoss?) since we picked up winning Sevens silverware. Well done to Ken and all of his players.



" I've only ever wanted ...."
Shiely Stays Put
(23/5/03)
" .... to play for Stew Mel!"

The strength of Graham Shiel's commitment to the Lions was underlined earlier this week when he turned down the chance to adopt a coaching role at Melrose. Craig Chalmers had been named as the new Melrose head coach last week, but the news broke on Tuesday that he would not, in fact, be returning to the Greenyards due to work and family commitments. Melrose then offered Graham the job, but he confirmed that he is fully committed to Stew Mel.

This is actually the second time that Melrose have approached Graham, as both he and Craig had indicated that they were willing to succeed Gary Parker after his four years in charge. Chalmers verbally agreed, and, with no coaching involvement then on offer at the Greenyards, Graham agreed to become our player-coach for next season.

Quoted in the 'Scotsman', Graham said: "It’s unfortunate the way it has happened, but Melrose chose to go down that route and I am committed to Stew Mel now and won’t be turning my back on them."



The Kol Up (25/5/03)

Delighted to reprint the following, which appeared in the 'News' at the start of this month:


Strong Support At Inverleith (30/5/03)

No, my ear-bothering shouts of 'Come ON Stew Mel!' didn't loosen the rivets in the roof. No, the foundations of the stand weren't compromised by Riggers' victory leap at the end of the Accies game. And, no, it's unlikely that we'll need more seats to cope with all the extra fans attracted by our Division 2 status.

Basically, the scaffolding is there because it was decided that the stand was looking a bit shabby and deserved some TLC. Whatever next - a scoreboard with no holes in it, perhaps?


Young Gunners (3/6/03)

Congratulations to former Stew Mel regulars Andy Kelly and Matt Dey, who were awarded pro contracts with the Edinburgh Gunners last week. Here they are in their new strips and cheesiest grins:

Photo from the 'Evening News'

Hmmm - wonder how much Bill Lothian would pay for our photo of Kelly plus thumb ....

Bill


Koli On Kall (9/6/03)

Here's the latest from Koli, as relayed to Allan Munro via email last week:

"Hello Allan and the guys.

"Well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is that I didn't make the (Tongan World Cup) squad; the good news is that I'm on standby, so that, if anyone gets injured in the front row, I'll get called in. So I've still got to keep up the hard work, because anything could happen before the World Cup preparation is finished. I'm feeling it a bit, but I'm going to keep on striving for my goal.

"I hope everyone is doing well and working hard. Thank you for all your support and thoughts - and remember, it's not over till it's over!

"Take care,

Big K"



Sponsorship Packages (16/6/03)

Allan Munro has pulled together a highly professional brochure setting out the various corporate hospitality and sponsorship opportunities available for the coming season. The Gold, Silver and Bronze packages cost £1100, £750 and £500 respectively, with the Gold Package, for example, including


- Two standard pitchside advertising boards
- Full page advert in the Match Programme
- Acknowledgment on the credits page in the Programme
- Season tickets and Clubhouse access for home games
- Invitations to a pre-match buffet during the season
- The opportunity to use Invers for conferences, seminars etc

Tailored packages are also available, while organisations can also sponsor the Club on a one off basis by becoming Official Match Sponsor for the day. Sponsors and other friends of the Club can also book a limited number of lunch places for home games, with the £30 per head price tag including half a bottle of wine per person.

Lastly, for £150, you can sponsor the player of your choice for the coming season. The money will be used to help clothe the player for the season, and, in return, you'll get a credit in the programme and your very own Club tie. Alternatively, you can join the Stewart's Melville FP RFC Lunch Club, where your £150 will entitle you to up to 5 buffet lunches at home matches, programme accreditation and a Club tie.

For further details on these packages, or a copy of the brochure, mail Allan or give him a ring on 0131 552 3935. Please do your best to support the Club in whatever way you can.


SRU AGM (12/7/03)

In case you missed it, the SRU AGM at the end of June brought confirmation that professional players from Premiership Divisions 1 and 2 clubs would be permitted to return to their clubs when not on 'superteam' duty.

Riggers has confirmed that Stew Mel may well benefit as a result, with Burnsie likely to become available after the World Cup. Andy Kelly might also return to Inverleith, although I gather that the shortage of hookers in the Gunners squad might make him hard to get hold of. It remains to be seen whether Matt Dey would choose to return to the Lions or .... that club down the road.


Three Pros for the Lions (24/7/03)

Further to the above, the SRU have now confirmed the clubs to which the 90-plus Scottish professional players will be allocated. And I'm delighted to say that Riggers was, as usual, spot on, with Messrs Burns, Dey and Kelly all being assigned to Stew Mel.

Of the other teams in Premiership Division Two, three players were also assigned to Biggar, Dundee HSFP, Grangemouth, Haddington, Kirkcaldy, Murrayfield Wanderers and West. Jed, Kelso and Selkirk picked up four while Gala's five include Chris Paterson and Toony. Far be it from me to suggest any pro-Borders bias at the SRU, but ....

We can, at least, take consolation from the fact that only two pros will be eligible to play for one club at the same time, while the top pros are likely to be kept pretty busy with World Cup duties this year. It also remains to be seen whether our old mate Brendan Laney can really be arsed turning out for Wanderers ....

Bill


Player Movements (27/7/03)

Here's the current summary of players that have joined and left the club over the close season.

Players Joining

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
Kenny Bowie
Scrum Half
Stirling County
-
Tyronne Anderson
Wing / Full Back
Boroughmuir
Scottish qualified Kiwi who scored 7 tries in 9 games for 'Muir last season
Kevin Brown
Back Row
Boroughmuir
-
Sandy Storrar
2nd Row
Howe of Fife
Played Scottish Schools 2 years ago. 1st season back after knee injury.
Paul Wharakura
Prop / Hooker
Trained with NZ Maori squad that played England in June. From same club as Lee Crafar.
Graham Shiel
Centre / Stand Off
Melrose
Ex-Scotland international joins as player / coach
Dale Prentice
Stand Off / Centre
Duns
-
Ross Grady
Back Row / Scrum Half
DSMC
-
Phil Hendry
Back Row
DSMC
Scotland U18A team last season
Jed Gordon
Centre / Wing
DSMC
Scotland U18 team last season
Duncan Calder
Back Row
DSMC
Scotland U18A team last season
Andrew Davidson
Prop
DSMC
Scotland U18A team last season
Jonathan Brock
Wing
DSMC
-
Ross Finlayson
Wing
DSMC
-
Scott Riddell
2nd / Back Row
DSMC
-
Derek Freemantle
2nd Row
Cross Keys
6'6" South African with Welsh/Scottish League experience
Stephanus De Beer
Prop / Hooker
Pirates, SA
Versatile, Scottish qualified front row, whose team lost in semi final of SA Club Championship.
Fraser Rankine
Centre
Linlithgow
U18 pathways team
Steven Goldie
Stand Off / Centre
Boroughmuir / West of Scotland
-
David Foggo
2nd Row
Royal High School
-
Robert Ritchie
Centre / Wing
North Berwick
-
Paul Sullivan
Openside Flanker
Murrayfield Wanderers
Edinburgh Development team - ex Royal High
Bryan Thomson
No. 8
Murrayfield Wanderers
Ex Royal High and Scottish Schools
Peter McLean
Hooker
Watsonians
Scotland U18 two seasons ago
Ben Leathes
2nd / Back Row
St Andrews University
Uni team mate of Malky MacColl

Players Returning

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
Stuart Donald
Centre
New York
Spent last season working in NYC
Graham Lind
Back Row
New York
Spent last season working in NYC
Sam Hendry
Full Back / Stand Off
Boroughmuir
-
Nick Wood
Stand Off
Watsonians
Fit again after missing most of last season with ankle injury

Players Out

NAME
POSITION
REASON
John Healy
2nd Row
Retired
Koli Latailakepa
Prop
In NZ
Simon Attridge
Hooker
In London
Fraser Pollock
Centre
Retired
Murray Thomson
Full Back / Centre
Retired
Kenny Milligan
Wing
Retired
Stewart Bennet
Back Row
Retired - now 1st XV Forwards coach
Ally Maclay
Back Row
Returning to live in Glasgow and to the club he joined us from, Hawks.
Steven Reed
Wing / Centre
Retired

Riggers


Fraser Nose When To Quit (7/8/03)

Bill Lothian ran a nice piece in his 'News' column last Wednesday to mark Fraser Pollock's retirement from playing:


News Update (13/9/03)

Due to work pressures, Jim Calder has had to resign as Vice President of the Club. Fraser Pollock has, I'm happy to say, agreed to step in as VP, and will formally assume that role with effect from next season. Watch this space for details of the transitional process that will ensue. Rumours that Tanqueray Gin are poised to step in as shirt sponsors when President Pollock assumes office are unconfirmed at this time ....

Application forms for the charity ball that Fi Burns is organising at Murrayfield on 8th November are now available at Inverleith - look for the plastic folder on the left of the door into the bar. See the Social page for more details of the top quality evening the Fi has lined up.

Sponsorship has been secured for eleven of this season's playing squad, at £150 a time. If you'd like to do your bit to help equip and transport the players, please contact Allan Munro via email or on 0131 552 3935.

Finally, our next club social event will be the Race Night on Saturday 18th October. Ticket details soon - but please mark that date in your diary now.


Riggers In The 'News' (21/10/03)

We've had a couple of nice bits of coverage in the 'Evening News' since our convincing victory over Kirkcaldy at the weekend. First, there was a superb colour photo of Fraser Deeming in action against the Fifers to accompany the traditional Monday roundup of the weekend's scores.

Picture: ROB McDOUGALL

Then, in tonight's edition of the paper, Bill Lothian ran a lengthy interview with Riggers, with topics discussed including our promotion prospects for this season, this weekend's game with Gala, the increasing depth of our player pool, Woody's current run of form and Fraser Deeming's departure to Sandhurst in the New Year. All this accompanied by the above photo of Struan at full tilt.

I'll scan the clippings for you as soon as possible, but, in the meantime, here's a link to the interview on the 'News' website.


Conor Cadzow (5/11/03)

Cadz has asked me to pass this on:

"If you hadn't heard, Zoe gave birth to a beautiful 6.5 lb baby boy called Conor Fanagan Cadzow on 3rd November who is tragically no longer with us. We are incredibly proud of our new son, and would be delighted and grateful to see him feature on the club's News page.

"Thanks,

Andy"

Best wishes and condolences go out to Andy, Zoe and their families from all at the club.


Jed Mist? (10/11/03)

I started to hear the 'Twilight Zone' theme tune when I opened the Sports section of the 'Evening News' tonight. There, under a fairly unequivocal headline of 'Jed only hit by sour grapes, claims Stew-Mel's Rigby', was a story by Bill Lothian that suggested that we had 'provoked the Borderers' during our win at Riverside Park on Saturday.

Bill described how "The official Jed-Forest website desperately sought refuge in what it called the team's 'discipline in the face of some real povacation (sic)'."

Riggers is then quoted as saying, " Having considered what is being alleged I can't think of a single incident which merited that description and the atmosphere in the clubhouse afterwards was friendly."

Got that one right, Gordon - I'm sure that none of our supporters who made the trip to Jed will have seen anything untoward, with Dalgy's sin-binning being down to a technical offence. But did we miss some out-of-character thuggery from our generally pretty well behaved players?

All becomes clear when you check the Jed website - the allegation's there, all right, at the end of the appropriate match report on this page. But, if you read carefully, while the report is headed up 'Jed 22 - 29 Stew Mel', the allegation relates to the PL team that played the Jed SECOND XV on Saturday ....

In Mr Lothian's defence, he apparently phoned Riggers to discuss this at 8 am today, so he may have been woozily perusing the Jed website before he'd had his first coffee of the day. Still, maybe we'll see a wee retraction in the paper tomorrow?


Sick Boys (20/11/03)

It's been a while since Riggers donned his Statto hat to produce one of his fabled spreadsheets analysing the minutiae of the club, so I'm delighted to present the following for your delectation:

Stewart's Melville FP RFC Injured/Unavailable XV as at 8/11/03

Genius!


Raeburn's the place (21/11/03)

Just to get us in the mood for the Cup tie against Accies tomorrow, Bill Lothian ran a nice piece previewing the game in the 'Evening News' tonight. Here's the link - nice to see Shiely getting a word in before the inevitable (and strangely familiar) quote from that Manager chappy ....

Hats off to Bill for continuing to give the local club scene (and Stew/Mel in particular) such prominence in the paper.


Selling The Jersey (7/12/03)

The Dubbo Rhinos, a club from New South Wales in Australia, are currently holding a major online auction of rugby memorabilia to raise funds for one of their players, Wilson Te Whata, who was paralysed while training with the club in 1999. When we were emailed to ask if we could help them out, Allan Munro quickly indicated that we should send them down a spare 1st XV jersey for the auction.

The shirt's now being auctioned, and I'm happy to say that it's already attracted two bids and is sitting at a price of $20 with 7 days to go. If you'd like to pitch in to raise that price, here's the link.

The auction also includes an Eton Manor RFC club tie and book signed by Jonny Wilkinson and Clive Woodward. If you bid for those items, and win, I'll supply the scissors free of charge.


Black Tie, Red Meanies (8/12/03)

Even before our disappointing defeat in Kelso, last week was one of highs and lows for our esteemed President.

On Friday, he was at the Royal Museum on Chambers Street for the Scottish Sports Hall of Fame awards; while Al was accepting an award on behalf of our very own Finlay Calder, it can surely only (as Al so modestly pointed out on the bus to Kelso) be a matter of time before he follows Finlay into the Hall of Fame. And if you believe that ....

Congratulations to Finlay from all at the club for being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

So that was Al's high. And the non-rugby low? Well, as the graphic above indicates, our President recently fell foul of Edinburgh's littering laws, getting slapped with a £50 fine after a Red Meanie spotted him cramming yet another fag packet through the groaning drain cover outside his Leith office.

I'll bring you the outcome of the Vote Of No Confidence that's bound to follow this shameful offence as soon as I hear it.


Allan Munro's Christmas Message (26/12/03)

As we pause for a well earned breather before the last tranche of league games gets underway in January, our Executive Chairman has taken a look at the games we've played so far, the games we've yet to play, and, further ahead, at our prospects for season 2004/05.

You can read Allan's message here - here's hoping the two overseas gentlemen he specifically mentions agree to stay on board, as they're both having excellent seasons for us.

Enjoy the rest of the festive season!

Bill


Next Season Starts Here (19/2/04)

I am delighted to report that Paul Wharakura and Stephan de Beer, our two props, have re-signed for next season. Both players have enjoyed their time at the Club and plan to return home at the end of this season for a short holiday. They both agree with me that next season could see us achieve our goal of promotion to Premier One, and they want to be involved.

As well as Paul and Stephan, I anticipate that further signings will take place over the Summer months to strengthen the squad. Added to those signings will, hopefully, be another large intake of boys from the School. We recently had about 24 boys down to the Club for lunch and expect a large number of them to join us.

In order to prepare for next season, we have recruited former Scotland hooker Graham Ellis as Fitness Coach. Graham will be working with the squad over the Summer months with a view to improving their overall performance.

Allan Munro


New 1st XV Strip Revealed? (24/2/04)

Mercifully, that's not the case, as the bizarre Aussie Rules strip being modelled by Messrs MacColl, Bryson, Leathes, Pennie and Young in the photo below was chosen by the St Andrews Old Boy legends for their match against the current Uni 1st XV on Sunday.

"Kiss Those Guns"

The old crocks lost the match 31-19, although Ben and Graham both scored tries in the process. I'm also reliably informed that the Stew Mel contingent played a major role as the Old Boys got their revenge with a resounding victory in the after-match boat racing.


News Round Up (3/3/04)

First off, congratulations are due to a couple of our FPs who have regularly featured in the Glasgow Hawks squad that secured the BT Premiership title at Goldenacre - where better? - on Saturday. The men in question are Ally Maclay and Richie Maxton - you know where we are if you fancy a real challenge next season, lads!

Next in line for some serious back slapping is Jed Gordon, who has been called into the Scotland Under 19 squad to play an Italian U19 select at Centro Sportivo, Via Dei Campi Sportivi in Rome tomorrow then the Italian U19s at the same venue on Sunday. Jed has been called up to replace Ben Addison of Stirling County, who has had to stand down due to University commitments.

Rumours that Jed's call up came after Bill Lothian rashly quoted the nice things I said about our winger in his 'News' column on Monday remain unconfirmed at this time.

I also gather from speaking to an anonymous source (AKA His Mum) that Euan Clark has featured several times for Scottish Universities in recent weeks.

Last shout goes out to Matt Dey, who jinked his way to a try as Edinburgh Gunners defeated Leinster Lions 40-34 last Friday.

Well done to all of the above.

Switching to the social front, tickets for the Cockburns-fuelled apocalypse that is the Players' Dinner are now available from Black Al for £25. The Dinner takes place at Invers on Thursday 8th April. Best Club night of the year, easy - don't miss it.

Riggers has also resurrected the Club Golf Day that was cancelled in September. The revised tourney will be held at King's Acre near Lasswade on Sunday March 28th. Gordon is looking for 24 names on a first come, first served basis, with first tee time 12.30 pm. Cost will be roughly £28 for the gowf plus food on top of that. Phone or mail Riggers ASAP if you are interested.

Lastly, respect is due to whichever Buckfast-soaked Jakie put together the West match programme for Saturday. For Peter McLane, Stephen 'Yogi' Debear, Simon Cipaldi, Ewan Clark and (I jest not) Ross GRAVY .... we salute you, big man!


More News (9/3/04)

Riggers has kindly reminded me that the Stewart's Melville 1st XV are playing in the Scottish Schools Plate final at Myreside tomorrow (Wednesday) night. Kick off is 7.30 pm, with Glasgow Academy the opposition. This will be an excellent opportunity to watch some young players who will hopefully go on to star for the FPs before very much longer, with names like Alec Clark, David Warwick, David McCall, Struan Allan, Jamie Hood, Lewis Calder and Ross Samson all in the frame. So please try and make it up to Myreside to cheer on the boys if you can.

Moving forward to Sunday (14/3), the young Lions S1 side are playing Hawick in the semi-finals of the Scottish Cup at Inverleith. Kick off is 1 pm, and John Campbell is keen to get as big a crowd as possible to cheer on the youngsters. So, again, please head along to HQ if you can.

Now, some more representative news. Jed Gordon scored a try as the Scotland U19s beat an Italian U19 select 29-15 in Rome on Thursday. Jed was then on the bench when the U19s beat their Italian counterparts 15-0 on Sunday.

Phil Hendry, Fraser Rankine and Andrew Davidson have been named in the Scotland U19 select to play Spain U18 at Meggetland tomorrow night, kick off 7.30 pm.

Lastly, Matt Dey has been named in the 49-strong Scotland squad that will meet for training at Stirling this week. This is Matt's first time in the squad, so it's a major honour - well done to him from all at the Club. And well done to Jed, Phil, Fraser and Andy, for that matter.



S1 XV make Murrayfield final (27/3/04)

Having disposed of Hawick in the last round, the young Lions S1(Under 13) side are through to the final of the Scottish Cup, where they will face a strong Stirling County side. The final takes place on the main pitch at Murrayfield tomorrow (28/3) with kickoff at 12.30. The boys face a real challenge, and your support would be very much appreciated, so please try and make it along.

Click here for an interview with John Campbell and the team list from today's 'News'.

John has pointed out that, regardless of whether the young Lions come back with the trophy, the bar will be open at Invers from 5 pm tomorrow. You're welcome to join the Lions there after the game as they either toast their success or drown their sorrows.

Update (29/3/04)

The S1s defeated Stirling County 8-7 to lift the Cup yesterday. Congratulations to the team and all the parents and coaching staff for a fantastic achievement from all at the Senior club. Hope to see many of the S1s in action on Pitch 1 about five years from now!


Acc To The Future (30/5/04)

Eric Lindgren has passed on details of a mouthwatering game that's due to take place later this year. The teams concerned are the DSMC and Edinburgh Accies school 1st XVs from 1984; the Accies XV are apparently still smarting over being beaten by Stew Mel that year, and are looking for revenge in a rematch between the original teams!

The Stew Mel camp seem unclear as to why Accies still hold a grudge over what was apparently a meaningless game to us, although Accies also took losing to us in the final of the U20 Sevens at Goldenacre a couple of years later pretty badly. After a few beers, a rematch was arranged ....

Gav Maclean is (as he puts it) busy 'rounding up faded superstars', with the following players already confirmed for a Stew Mel squad 'bursting with talent and beer guts':

1. Jim McDougall
2. Fraser Crichton
3. Ewan Simpson
4. Gav Maclean
5. Keith Dobson
6. Alan Manson
7. Willie Murrie
8. Jamie Frost
9. Scott Dickson
10. David Thomson
11. Dave Barr
12. Eric Lindgren
13. Kenny Eccles ('5 mins playing time max ....')

It's hoped that the match will take place on the main pitch at Inverleith in September or October, the exact date to be decided once the school and FP 1st XV fixture lists for 2004/05 have been finalised.

More details to follow.

Bill


Lunch Club (6/6/04)

Our esteemed ex President Willie Crawford is trying to get as many club members as possible to sign up for the Lunch Club for next season.

This important source of revenue for the club lets you become a 'Friend of Stewart's Melville FP RFC', and, for £150, entitles you to up to five buffet lunches before home games during the season. These generally take place when a Match Sponsor is also entertaining guests to lunch in the clubhouse, and, needless to say, the food is to the high standard we've become used to at Inverleith. A few glasses of vino can also be arranged!

Willie has also pointed out that, as well as showing your support for the club, the Lunches are also a fine way to get to know your fellow Stew Mel supporters, while, by turning up early for the meal, you stand a fighting chance of securing an elusive car park spot!

If you'd like to sign up for the Lunch Club, please contact Willie on 0131 333 1273 or drop Allan Munro an email. Places in the Lunch Club are limited, so please get your application in as soon as possible.



More Links Than Crombies (30/6/04)

Another brief roundup of some recent news items.

Firstly, congratulations to Ric Clark for putting Nosebag's gas at a peep by finishing the Edinburgh Marathon in a time of 5 hours 33 minutes. Here's a pic of Ric, looking surprisingly fresh at the finish despite his exertions. Yosser and Bert also survived their 70 Wild Miles, too, by the way - we now just need to know that Cadz survived his recent exertions in the name of charity.

Next up, a club member is currently selling his flat at 27 East Werberside, just round the corner from Inverleith and also ideally sited for the fantastic fleshpots of Stockbridge. You can view the ESPC listing here - click on the wee photo to view the Schedule. Please contact the selling solicitors (Connor Malcolm) direct if you are interested in what I know is a lovely flat.

Lastly, congrats are due to our old mate Ally Maclay, who made his U21 debut for Scotland against Italy at New Anniesland on Sunday. More details, plus a photo of Mr Munster, here.


What's In A Name? (1/7/04)

Many congratulations to Fraser and Suzanne Pollock on the birth of their son Finlay on Sunday. The wee man weighed in at 8 lbs 11 ounces, and, as you can see from the photo, already has more hair than his dad.

There's some confusion as to why the Pollocks chose that particular name for their son. Fraser claims the wee man was named after Finlay Calder, while a source close (OK, less close than he used to be) to the club has suggested that Frase's main concern was that he could pass his 'FIP' personalised number plate on to his son (middle name Ian, like his dad) in about 17 years' time ....

Bill


Cadz Checks In (5/7/04)

Having enquired as to his wellbeing after he ran the Edinburgh Marathon, was delighted to receive the following update from Andy Cadzow today:

"Guess you thought I was still finishing the marathon .... Anyway, had a great day, team's time was 3hrs 39min. Managed to clock a respectable 8 min/mile on last leg and can't remember my lungs and heart feeling so big! Photos on Edin marathon website, team 5081, as proof.

"Am now trying to get sponsors rounded up - would be great if they could send a cheque payable to Sands Lothian to me at:

Banchory Cottage
Pencaitland
EH34 5BD

"Thanks,

Cadz"


Embra At Invers (8/7/04)

Inverleith has been selected as the venue for the pre-season friendly between the Edinburgh Gunners and the Exeter Chiefs of English National Division One on Friday 13th August. Kickoff is 7 pm, with adult tickets at £5 and U18s free. Please try and make it along to the game, as a big turnout will hopefully encourage Edinburgh to make Invers a regular venue for their matches.

Black Al has asked me to point out that the Club are looking for members to act as stewards at the Exeter game. In return for your efforts, you'll get to watch the match for free, model a very fetching yellow tabard from the Lindsay Muir Summer collection and (who knows) maybe even enjoy a half time pie on the house. Please let David Ainslie know as soon as possible if you can help out.



News Round Up (16/7/04)

Eric Lindgren has been in touch to say that a date has now been confirmed for the rematch between the DSMC and Edinburgh Accies school 1st XVs of 1984. The match will be played at Inverleith on Saturday 4th September, with kick off at 12.30. The current school 1st XV are playing Watson's at home that morning, kicking off at 10.30, so any parents heading along for that game may get a shock when they realise what their sons are going to look like 20 years from now ....

It appears that the veterans' game is being taken vaguely seriously, with (gasp!) a WARM UP due to take place an hour before kick off. Not only that, but it is rumoured that one of the Stew Mel team, now a PE teacher, is drawing up a couple of light training programs to get the squad into some kind of shape between now and September!

That squad is now composed as follows: Pete Stewart; Jim McDougall; Ewan Simpson; Gav Maclean; Keith Dobson; Alan Manson; Willie Murrie; Jamie Frost; Scott Dickson; David Thomson; Dave Barr; Eric Lindgren; Bobby Ballantyne; Stuart Roxburgh; Kenny Eccles; Ian Ross; George Shaw; Mark Adams; Brian Gordon; Gregor Howe; David Grant; Fraser Crichton; Alistair McLean.

Moving on, Danger has asked me to point out to you that the unofficial Stew Mel clubhouse that is Whighams Wine Cellars has recently reopened after a major refurbishment. I'll let Mr Rennie sum up the changes for you:

"I shed a tear last night as I entered what used to be my nirvana and was confronted by the aroma of new paint and varnish and, even more unsettlingly, light.

"It is worth a visit, but I am still very upset and already miss the real place where Dougie Wyllie first introduced me to a Bloody Mary. That cold, wet International Friday, after beating Preston Lodge under the lights at the 'Pans, has a lot to answer for in the following decade."

To end on a rugby note, congratulations are due to our old mate Richie Maxton, who is one of ten Hawks players named as part time backup members of the Glasgow squad for the forthcoming season.

Bill


Player Movements (11/8/04)

Here's the current summary of players that have joined and left the club over the close season.

Players Joining

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
David Warwick
Centre
DSMC
Scotland U18 team
Alex Clarke
Lock
DSMC
Scotland U18 team
Jamie Hood
Scrum Half
DSMC
Scotland U18 team
Zach Welensky
Stand Off
DSMC
-
Stephanus Burger
Stand Off / Full Back
South Africa
-
Shaun McMurchy
Hooker
New Zealand
Scottish qualified
Roddy Leslie
Stand Off
Dundee HSFP
Son of David Leslie
Gareth Flockhart
No. 8
Currie
-
Dougie Naismith
Lock
Hamilton
-
Gary Marshall
Scrum Half / Centre
Grangemouth
South African, Scottish qualified
Ross Rennie
Openside Flanker
Edinburgh Academy
Last year's Scotland U18 Player of the Season
Adam Gillies
2nd Row
DSMC
-
Kevin Stuart
Hooker
Kinross
-

Players Returning

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
David Hourston
Full Back
London
Returning from working down south
Graham MacGregor
Centre / Wing
Overseas
-
Dougie Rycroft
Back Row
Canada
Returning from year over there

Players Out

NAME
POSITION
REASON
Stuart Clark
2nd Row / No. 8
Living and working in Glasgow
Stuart Donald
Centre
Living and working in London
Stuart Bartwicki
Scrum Half
Year out travelling
Paul Sullivan
Flanker
Gone to Currie
Scott Bowman
Stand Off
Gone to Haddington
Robert Ritchie
Wing / Centre
Gone to Trinity Accies

Best wishes to all those leaving the club for pastures new - in particular, big Clarkie's boots will be difficult to fill.



Colorado Tour Reunion (26/8/04)

This weekend not only sees our first league game of the new season, but also the reunion of the group of Stewart's Melville players who went on a pre-season tour to Colorado in 1994 and came home with the scalp of the USA Club Champions, Aspen.

The squad are meeting before the game at 2 pm at Inverleith on Saturday, so please feel free to come and join them for a drink. Amongst those coming down for the reunion are Dougie Wyllie, Julian Scott, Finlay Calder, Simon Scott, Graeme Burns, Murray Thomson, Andy Scott, Gavin MacLean, Scott Dickson, Fraser Pollock, Bill Faulds, Ben Gordon, Ross McNulty, Stewart Forsyth, Iain Burnside, Kevin Baird, Jason Clarke, David Thomson, John Heaphy, John Hughes, Nick Penny, Lindsay Ross, Ian McLeod, Bert Hutchinson and Kenny Milligan.

Unfortunately Ian Campbell, Carl Jamieson and Dave Clark are all out of the country on Saturday and can't make it down to Inverleith.

Ten years on, it appears that only four members of the tour party are still playing rugby. Nick Penny has, of course, made the transition from being a Winger in 1994 to a 2nd row in 2004 - how life has changed. Ben Gordon has also made a move of position in the 10 year period and is now loosehead prop with the amateur part of the Manchester Rugby Club. His old 2nd row partner, Bill Faulds, is still playing away at Falkirk, whilst Dave Clark is still trying to lead Bahrain to World Cup glory. Others still involved in Rugby are Finlay Calder, coaching the 2nd XV at Edinburgh Accies, and John Hughes, managing the 2nd XV at Stew/Mel.

So, if you fancy catching up with some of the old faces from the 1980s and early 1990s at the Club, see you at Inverleith on Saturday.

Riggers


Super Ally (1/9/04)

Riggers has asked me to pass on the following note from our old mate Ally Maclay, now well established in the Glasgow Hawks squad:

"Gordon,

"I'm looking for a bit of personal sponsorship for the coming season to aid me with kit, travel and so on. Could you perhaps ask anyone who might be interested to drop me an email and I will send them details and information about what they will receive in return.

"I hope the new season is a successful one for you and all at Stew Mel.

"Thanks,

Ally"

Please mail Ally direct if you are interested in helping him out - his address is allymaclayAThotmailDOTcom (replace bold text with relevant symbols).

Before Allan Munro huckles me, I must remind you that there's still time for you to sponsor one of our current squad for the new season. £150 will buy the player of your choice the kit that they need to do us proud on the pitch over the coming months. You'll get a Club tie and match programme accreditation in return. Please give Allan a call on 0131 552 3935 if you're interested in this or other sponsorship opportunities.


Riggers Roundup (16/10/04)

Gordon has been kind enough to pass on various snippets of information in recent weeks.

First off, he pointed out that no less than seven of the players involved in the Edinburgh Back Up squad game against a Newcastle Development XV on Monday night had Stew/Mel connections - Matt Dey, Jamie Blackwood, Andy Kelly, Ben Cairns (played for the Minis!), Steven Lawrie (School), Ross Rennie and Paul Wharakura. Edinburgh won the match 32-21.

Next up, here's his thoughts on our cup draw against Kilmarnock:

"I think the last time we were in Killie was a few years back. Just spoke to Fraser Pollock about it. We remember turning round at half time 28-3 down, having endured one of the poorest 40 minutes a Stew/Mel team ever produced. Coming off the pitch at full time having drawn 28-28 must rank as a better comeback than at Haddington this season! I think it also inspired us away from the foot of Premier 3, winning a couple of games afterwards and avoiding relegation to the National Leagues. The rest, as they say, is history.

"Always remember it as being a tough place to play, and I got a few stitches in the head there once. I remember that one of the Sponsors' guests was a cartoonist for one of the papers and he did a caricature of me with my head in bandages, stars coming out the head etc, and gave it to me after the game. Didn't come across it when I was moving house recently, though!"

Lastly, it looks as though today's game against Peebles could well be Gordon's 100th game as 1st XV Team Manager. Here's the maths he did a few weeks back:

"I'm not exactly sure, as I didn't keep stats during my first season as Team Manager. I took over around 14th October 2000. That leaves about 20 Saturdays for the rest of that season, including Cup games. I've done 77 since the start of 2001, which would mean 97 at the moment, roughly. That would mean Peebles at home on October 16th would be my 100th game - and I've never missed a game! Sad git ...."

I'm sure the self-confessed sad git would be more than delighted if you bought him a pint today to mark this significant landmark in an illustrious Stew/Mel career. Keep up the good work, Popo!



Ross Fanagan Cadzow (21/10/04)

Just to put all this rugby nonsense into perspective for a second, I'm delighted to pass on the news that Andy and Zoe Cadzow had a wee boy, Ross, last Friday. Ross weighed a very respectable 8 lb 5 oz, and both he and his mum are doing fine.

You'll remember that Andy and Zoe tragically lost a son, Conor, last November, so Ross' safe arrival is especially good news.

Cadz has also asked me to pass on his belated thanks to everyone who sponsored him in this year's Edinburgh Marathon; he and his team mates managed to raise over £2000 for SANDS Lothian.

Best wishes to all the many members of Clan Cadzow from everybody at Stew Mel. Hope to see Ross and the family down at Inverleith soon.

Bill


Suits You, Sir! (6/11/04)

Capital Menswear, who sponsor the club and have also supplied our club blazers for the past four years, are offering Club members a 10% discount on all clothing. Please do your best to take them up on this generous offer - with Christmas looming, this is the ideal time to visit their shop:

Unit 1A
Meadowbank Retail Park
London Road
Edinburgh
EH7 5SU

You can also contact them by calling 0131 661 5353 or emailing them at capitalmenswearATtalk21DOTcom (replace bold text with appropriate symbols).

Allan Munro


Scotland U19s at Inverleith (26/12/04)

You wouldn't know it from the SRU's oddly patchy website, but Scotland U19s are playing their Italian counterparts at Inverleith this Wednesday, 29/12. Black Al reckons that there should be three or four players with Stew Mel credentials playing in the game, which kicks off at 2 pm.

Al has also asked me to put out a request for volunteers to help with stewarding on Wednesday, so, if you fancy blowing away the post-turkey cobwebs, please give him a ring (07764 692781). You would need to pitch up around 1 pm on the day.

It's obviously in the club's financial interests that we continue to be offered matches like this, so we need to present as professional an image as possible with regards to stewarding, tannoy announcements and so on. So please help out on Wednesday if you can.

Bill


A Word From Pa Crutchy (27/12/04)

Got the following from Riggers last week - some topical points to ponder over the Christmas break ...

"I have been following the team's results, your comments and the match photos since day one of the start of the season. What a great way to communicate results to those that are unable to assist with sideline support from afar.

"I was in the UK recently to attend my eldest son's wedding, so took the opportunity to head north to Edinburgh to watch the team play against a team at the bottom of the table (Kirkcaldy). What I saw was a home team that played with passion and fire and another team that had the talent but failed to fire. Stew Mel was lucky to manage a draw.

"Whatever was said after that game by coaching and management must have fired the boys up, judging by the results the team has achieved since.

"Great work to get back into second place - and a credit to the team. I was starting to think they had a masterly grip on second place and would achieve the dream of Stew Mel promotion to the First Division.

"Now I read about another team at the bottom of the table that has managed to topple Stew Mel (Murrayfield Wanderers). Whatever you gave them after the Kirkcaldy game - give them a double dose again.

"Maybe a rest over the next couple of weeks will allow them to refocus on their dream and get the top two inches working again. They deserve to be second - but that will not happen without the hard yards - hunt as a pack and take it to the opposition.

"Good luck, and I will watch for the results with bated breath.

"All the best for the Merry season.

"Cheers,

Owen McMurchy

Maungaturoto NZ"


HELP! (7/1/05)

There is no game for the 2s this Saturday, but next week we start a run of very important league matches.

Could all who are not in the 1sts this week and consider themselves part of the 2s (and/or 1s) squad – you know who you are, and this includes Dave Hourston and Scott McEwan – please contact me by text (07973 253234) or e-mail (john.hughesATconnormalcolmDOTcom) to confirm:

  1. Availability to play next Saturday, 15 January at home to Hawick, kickoff 2 pm
  2. Whether you will be training Tues and/or Thurs next week.

Sesh wants to do full team practice etc on each evening for 40 minutes or so to prepare fully for the Hawick match in the first instance.

There were only about eight non-firsts down at training last night, so please contact me as soon as possible and do your utmost to make both sessions next week. You will note from the 1st XV selection that there are still quite a few injuries around.

I will also be sending out texts, but this will be time consuming as, a few days ago, a well intentioned person, whilst trying to save the memory on my SIM card, erased it all. So, finally, if texting me, please add your name and, if emailing me, please confirm your mobile number. I know some mobile numbers have changed recently (e.g. Tubbs and Callum) and some in the Club records are wrong!

Avalanche of texts and emails eagerly awaited, together with full attendances next week!

Happy 2005.

Yosser


Players' Meeting On Thursday (14/3/05)

There will be a players' meeting at Inverleith this Thursday evening, 17th March, to start at 8.15 pm (i.e. after training).

The coaches and management have already met to discuss the plans for next season and our assault on Premier 1, and, since you are integral to making that successful, we would be obliged if you could attend the meeting.

There will be a number of topics to be covered, including the work Graham Ellis wishes to carry out and the plans for pre-season training (including possible weekend away), and we would also hope to have in place the coach and management team for the Sevens tournaments we are entered into this Spring and also details of what the training arrangements are for them.

For the record, the Sevens tournaments are, at this stage:

Sunday 3rd April - Gala
Saturday 16th April - Edinburgh Northern
Saturday 23rd April - Langholm
Saturday 30th April - Haddington
Sunday 1st May - Earlston
Saturday 7th May - Jed-Forest
Saturday 15th May - Royal Scots

In the meantime, training will continue as normal on Tuesday and Thursday evenings. The 1st XV still have Kirkcaldy to play, whilst the 2nd XV have league fixtures against Biggar, Boroughmuir and Heriot's over the next few weeks.

Tickets for the Rugby Club Dinner will also be available at the players' meeting, priced £25. The dinner is on Friday 8th April.

Riggers


Wee Lions At Murrayfield (16/3/05)

Bob Bowie of the junior section has been in touch to point out that the S1s have managed to reach the National Midi Final, which will take place at Murrayfield this Sunday, 20th March. En route to the Final they defeated Hawick Albion, Melrose and Boroughmuir, and managed to win the Edinburgh District Tournament without conceding a try!

The S2s may also be involved in the Final, depending how they fare in their semi final in Aberdeen on Saturday (19th). The S1 game on Sunday will kick off at 2 pm and the S2 one (if they make it) at 3 pm.

It would be great if as many fans as possible of the senior Stew Mel teams could make it along to Murrayfield on Sunday to cheer on the wee Lions, who will hopefully go on to play for the big Lions in years to come.

All the best to the S1 and S2s from all at the Senior Club.


Promotion Congratulations (28/3/05)

You won't be surprised to learn that Riggers' email Inbox was buzzing in the aftermath of the victory at Philiphaugh that guaranteed our 1st XV promotion to Premier 1. He has kindly passed on the goodwill messages that he received from assorted members of the extended Stew Mel family - you can read them here.


News Round Up (1/4/05)

Despite my utter lack of skill when it comes to using a camera, the team shots I took on Saturday came out OK. If anyone would like a full sized (1500 x 750 pixels) version of the above shot for their desktop or files, just email me and I'll send one out. No prizes for spotting which member of the squad managed to find a jersey without the sponsor's logo on it ...

With the Club Dinner a week today, I thought it was time to tot up the Leading Lions awards from the season to see who could be picking up the PoTY silverware on the 8th:

Votes
Name
4
Sam Hendry
3
Shaun McMurchy, Ross Rennie
2
Whole team, Jed Gordon, Gareth Flockhart, Gav Sharp
1
Euan Clark, Chris Bissett, David Warwick, Graham Lind, Stephen Dalgleish
1/3
Yosser, Angela Hendry, Fighting Ken (all for the post-match barney in Kirkcaldy)

The Club Dinner will be Mhairi's last function at Inverleith before she heads back to the west, so please tip accordingly. There will also be a leaving do at Invers on Thursday April 14th - hope to see a good crowd along to give Vaz a suitable send off.

Bill



Club Dinner Awards (16/4/05)

The Club Dinner passed off relatively peacefully on 8th April, although, as usual, recollections of what actually went on are somewhat hazy! Look out for more photos and a few choice anecdotes on the website soon; for now, here are the prizewinners on the night.

Prize
Winner
Player Of The Year
Sam Hendry
Young Player Of The Year
Ross Rennie
Club Man Of The Year
Bill McNie

I'm delighted to say that, once again, the PoTY was predicted by the Leading Lions votes over the season; we also managed to predict the 2nd and 3rd placed players in the PoTY vote, Ross Rennie and Shaun McMurchy respectively. With Ross away in South Africa on U19 duties, his trophy was accepted on the night by last year's winner, Stephen Dalgleish.

Congratulations to all the prize winners.

Sergeant Pepper


Social Touch Rugby (28/5/05)

Hmmm - which one's the touch player, then?

If you fancy a once a week run-around playing some touch rugby with and against some of your old teammates, then every Tuesday night during the Summer there will be at least one game running from 7 pm at Inverleith. It will last no more than an hour and will be purely social. The first night will be Tuesday 7th June and we plan to run it till the end of August.

It would be great to see some of you down at Inverleith; your commitment to it can be as much or as little as you like, but it would be good if you could come down and give it a try.

Feel free to let others know it is happening and even bring down wives, girlfriends and kids. All are welcome. The bar will be open.

Riggers


Danger Departs (8/6/05)

Very late in the day, but I have decided to head down under to the Lions to ensure that there is at least a good Scottish support off the pitch.

I understand that I will be in the company of such luminaries as Lind and Donald, and, indeed, 'Have boots, will travel' Bonker will also be there with the 'Muir.

Just a note to say that, again, I will be providing my obligatory travelogue pro gratis, but may also offer my own match reports - if you can think of a theme for each test match, I will oblige!

If any other Stew Mellies are intending to travel, then please contact me via my e-mail address (mpr1879ATlycosDOTcoDOTuk). It would be great to catch up.

Also, if there are any challenges for photos to be achieved for the website while out there, then I am sure the Stew Mellie tourists will do our best!

Keep the seat warm at Invers.

Catch you on my return,

Danger


Backin' Blacks (7/7/05)

Now that the Lions' Test Series is going to be completed without a Scot being involved on the playing side, we at Stewart's Melville can, at least, claim a connection with the All Blacks team for the third Test.

Luke McAlister, who is selected to replace Daniel Carter at Stand off, is the grandson of Charlie McAlister, who coached us for a season in 1997/98.

More trivial nonsense for you!

Riggers


Player Movements (17/8/05)

Here's the current position with regard to players joining, rejoining and leaving the club in advance of the new season:

Players Joining

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
Craig Joiner
Centre / Wing
Edinburgh Gunners
25 Scotland caps. Ex Leicester and Melrose
David McCall
Wing / Full Back
DSMC
Edinburgh Apprentice, Scotland U19
Scrum Half
DSMC
Captain of School 1st XV 04/05, brother of Struan
Neil Malloy
Hooker
Boroughmuir
-
Centre
DSMC
-
Richard Vernon
Back Row
Dundee HS
Scotland U18 and GB Sevens squad
Andrew Easson
Centre
Heriot's
Edinburgh apprentice, Scotland U19
Neil Statham
Back Row
RHC
Brother of Andrew
Andrew Bryce
Centre
Hertford
-
Evan McCarthy
Back Row
NZ
-
Matt Redstone
Wing / Centre
NZ
-
Colin Goudie
Stand Off
Dundee HS
Scotland U18
Zane Gardiner
Wing
Peebles
Scored the best try against us last season for Peebles at the Gytes!
Michael Hunter
Wing / Full Back
-
-
Brodie Smithers
Front Row
Langholm
-
Mark Peace
Hooker / Prop
Merchiston school
-
Ross McConnell
Flanker
South Africa
-

Players Returning

NAME
POSITION
FROM
INFO
Dougie Naismith
2nd Row
Hamilton
Glasgow Thistles tourist to NZ
John-Paul Gallivan
Back Row
London
-
Scott Brewster
2nd Row
-
Finished studies in Newcastle
Stuart Bartwicki
Wing / Scrum Half
-
Returning from travelling
Duncan Calder
Back Row
-
Returning from year out with knee injury
Sandy Storrar
Back Row
-
Returning from year out with knee injury
Stuart Thom
Scrum Half
-
-

Players Out

NAME
POSITION
REASON
Nick Penny
Back Row
Retired due to injury

Riggers


Thank You From Boroughmuir (24/10/05)

Photo c/o Boroughmuir website

You'll likely have read by now that the 2nd XV match at Meggetland on Saturday was abandoned after one of the home players, Gareth Imhig, suffered an horrific ankle injury. Here's a welcome update on how Gareth is doing from Jamie Davidson of Boroughmuir:

"Hi Bill.

"Unable to access your Forum to thank your physio/coach/team manager and players for their cooperation, help and understanding regarding the incident during the second team game at Meggetland on Saturday.

"Gareth Ihmig suffered a dislocated ankle and open fracture to his ankle and has since undergone two operations but is recovering in the Royal, ward 108.

"If you could convey this to your guys it would be appreciated."

Happy to pass that on - I'm sure that everyone at Invers joins me in wishing Gareth all the best for a speedy recovery and return to playing.

Bill


Steph says 'Tot siens!' (11/11/05)

"Heya Guys

"Firstly, thanks for Saturday night - I did intend making it out into town, but, after the whisky episode and two Stew Mel Cocktails, I had an appointment with the loo bowl for most of the early hours of Sunday morning.

"It really has been an enjoyable two and a half seasons playing with everyone, and I would like to thank everyone for some special memories. To Allan, Riggers, Black Al, Malky, Tony, Macca, Benzo, Big G, Sheesh, H and Bill (apologies if I have missed someone out) - thanks must go out to you guys for the tireless work you put in and the long hours you spend off the field planning the seasons ahead (not to mention Bill's long hours on Sunday mornings with a hangover ensuring the website is kept up to date).

"To Paul and the rest of the guys, I wish you all the very best for the rest of the season. I know it isn't going to be easy , but I have every bit of confidence in you, boys, and I know you will pull through.

"Cheers for now - 'You must be joking, boet ...'

Steph


Two To Tango (11/11/05)

Many thanks to our Murrayfield mole, Dave 'Top Bird' Sutherland, for passing on this splendidly bizarre promo photo of Ross Rennie, Chris Paterson and a couple of tango dancers. This was taken to publicise this weekend's double header against Argentina at Murrayfield, where the full international will be preceded by a Sevens game that will involve both Ross and Richie Vernon.

Tickets for the Argentina double header can be obtained on the gate at Murrayfield on Saturday; prices start from £25 for adults and £15 for U18s/students. Please turn up early and give our boys a cheer!

Oh, and it would be remiss of me not to mention the best bit of Dave's press release:

"For further information on the Tango, please visit the Rumbos de Tango website."

Go on, Danger - you know you want to!

Bill


Like a new Penny (15/12/05)

Congratulations to Nick Penny and his wife Sarah, who had a baby girl called Jessica on 8th December. Mother and daughter are doing fine, and I believe that H is also bearing up well.

Riggers


Fun Run For Jonny Mitchell (17/12/05)

A very big thank you to all who agreed to sponsor Ruairi McLeod and his mum Carol-Anne to participate in the 5K Fun Run and Walk in aid of the Jonny Mitchell Trust.

I am delighted to say that they have raised £250.

Would those listed below, who kindly agreed to sponsor the runners, please pay Nosebag on Saturday if you are either involved in the 1st XV or are coming along to watch. If you are on the bus to Hawick with the 2nd XV or are going along to watch, please give your money to Tubbs.

Many thanks.

Nosebag

Nick Penny £5 Alex Cox £2
Sky Laurie £2 Ross Samson £2
Shaun McMurchy £2 James Constable £2
Euan Clark £2 Euan Patterson £2
Nick Wood £2 Andrew Statham £2
Pete McLean £2 Neil Statham £2
Andrew Davidson £2 Stewart Bennet £2
Alex Clarke £2 John Hughes £2
Alex Edmonstone £2 Sam Hendry £2
Andrew Fraser £2 Dave McCall £2
Bill McNie £5 Andrew Keith £5
Eileen Hughes £5 Mark Coyle £10
Barry Foster £10 Richard Munro £10
Kevin Cox £10 Tom Rawson £5
Ric Clark £5 James Rennie £1
Ross MacConnell £3 Ollie Main £5


Referees Required (14/2/06)

Received the following request from Bryn Lockie of the School today - delighted to pass it on:

"I am writing to see if there are any rugby FPs who might be interested in refereeing school rugby matches on a Saturday morning.

"Volunteers would be put through the Level 1 refereeing course run by the SRU, which the school would pay for. We would then use them to help referee school games on a Saturday morning as required. You may indeed have some players, already qualified, who may be interested. I would be extremely appreciative if you could canvas the players on this matter to see if there is any feedback. I can be contacted by this email or directly on 0131 311 1000."

The email address that Bryn refers to is:

SLockieBGatESMGCdotCOM

Just replace the red text with the appropriate characters to arrive at the address to paste into your email program.

And please do get in touch if you fancy giving refereeing a go - you would be directly helping out the young players who represent the future of the Club.

Bill


Leading Lions (10/4/06)

With the Club Dinner taking place at Inverleith on Thursday, it's about time we totted up the Leading Lion votes from the past season to see how the Player Of The Year awards might go. So, from the 24 games the 1st XV played, we have:

Votes
Player
4
David McCall
3
Andrew Easson
2
Graham Lind, Craig Joiner, Paul Wharakura, Stuart Clark, Phil Hendry
1
Ross Samson, Ross Rennie, Stephen Dalgleish, Graham Shiel, Nick Wood, Colin Goudie

Before you ask, that is just 23 votes - there was no award after that fun afternoon we had at Malleny Park in mid December.

More coverage of the Dinner, and details of where the awards really went, will appear here soon.


Club Dinner Awards (26/4/06)

Hip Pip Hooray!

The following awards were presented at the Club Dinner on April 13th:

Prize
Winner
Player Of The Year
Paul Wharakura
Most Improved Player (AKA Young Player Of The Year)
Phil Hendry
Club Man Of The Year
Don Rolls
Fred McLeod Trophy (awarded for top 1st XV try scorer of the season) Dave McCall

Stephen Dalgleish and Graham Shiel came 2nd and 3rd in the PoTY Award, respectively.

Mark Coyle also picked up the 3rd XV League Champions trophy on behalf of the mighty 3s, while Benzo was given an award to recognise all he has done for the Club during his time here.

Congratulations to all of the award winners, and thanks to Riggers and the Invers staff for another top quality Dinner. Many, many photos of the evening will appear on the site shortly, so please stay tuned.

Bill


Brodie Looks Back (15/5/06)

As well as having arguably the best name at the Club, Brodie Rae Smithers is probably the only qualified journalist to have graced the hallowed turf at Inverleith in recent years.

I'm therefore delighted to advise that Thurso's answer to Hunter S. Thompson has taken it upon himself to pen a great wee article looking back at his first season with Stewart's Melville.

He has some nice things to say about us - enjoy!

Bill



The Great White Borth (6/6/06)

Borth is out in Canada for the summer playing some rugby. The club he is playing for, Black Spruce Rugby, contains two former Stew/Mel players, Chris Hunter and Chris Aaen. They played for us in 1999.

You can check their website out here - there's also a link on the front page that will let you watch Borth's first game last Saturday. The commentator repeatedly pleading for someone to bring him a 'game sheet' is worth the price of admission alone, while that weather will stand Borth in good stead for any visits to Hartree Mill next season ...

Riggers


Greetings From Canada (14/6/06)

"I'm having fun over here. Everyone seems really friendly. In two weeks here, I have hardly bought any drinks- despite the fact we've been drinking most nights! Fredericton is a small town with a population of 40,000, so it's been easy to get to know people.

"We had an away game in Nova Scotia (which is 4 hours away from New Brunswick) at the weekend. We won 26-7, so the celebrations were fun in Halifax.

"The standard here isn't as high as Stew Mel. Although Canadian rugby is very physical, the skill level is closer to the bottom of Premier Two or the top end of Premier Three. There is a good social atmosphere here, though, as everyone stays around for beers after training on the patio outside the club house, which isn't quite so appealing on a frosty February night at Invers!

"I'll need to get the ex Stew Mellies playing here to fill in Player Profile forms for the Stew Mel website. Chris Hunter may be more difficult, however, as he hasn't actually played this season. I'll do my best to track him down, though. I actually met him in a bar, and he was telling me that he saw the highlights of our Boroughmuir game on Channel XV, so it's good to see that he's still keeping tabs on Stew Mel."

Cheers

Borth


Borth Bulletin as at 5th July (9/7/06)

"Hello everyone.

"How are you all? I'm just back from a weekend in Toronto. We played Niagara on Friday night and Toronto on Sunday.

"The weekend started when we left here at 3 am for our flight to Toronto. Needless to say, we lost heavily to top of the table Niagara, as most of us were struggling to stay awake. In the clubhouse afterwards, I was talking to a guy named PG Wilson (I think) who played for Stew Mel about 20 years ago, in the Brewster era. Small world.

"Alcohol was banned on Friday night as we had hydrotherapy at 8.30 the following morning. We were given the rest of the day to ourselves. As Saturday was Canada Day and a massive public holiday, we decided to head downtown. Toronto (or T Dot as it gets called) is very multicultural, and it was amusing to see the contrast between the glum England fans and ecstatic Portugal fans that seemed to be all over the city following Saturday's quarter final.

"We spent the afternoon at a ball game between Toronto and Philadelphia. The game was at the SkyDome, which is
a really impressive stadium, and it was pretty cool to see the roof being closed half way through the game because of rain. There was a fireworks show after the game as part of the Canada Day celebrations.

"On Sunday we beat Toronto for the first time in the Black Spruce's seven year history. With two wins, this is our most successful season to date, and shows the province is moving away from being the annual holders of the Wooden Spoon. With a win in our last game on the 16th, we have the chance to finish third out
of seven teams.

"Our flight home was delayed, so we celebrated with a five hour
drinking session at the airport that only ended when we actually drank the bar dry. The team manager was delighted to hear that someone bought a round for the whole team with his credit card. Funny how everyone ordered trebles on that round ...

"Needless to say, we were a sorry bunch of individuals when we
finally arrived home on Monday at around 6 am. We have two weeks till our next game, and then I head off for the States, so I'm sure the next fortnight will be very enjoyable."

Borth



Bye Bye Black Spruce (18/7/06)

As Borth's time in Canada comes to an end, I thought it would be nice to reprint an interview that the local paper, the Fredericton 'Daily Gleaner', ran back on June 24th.

I'll let the ever self-effacing Borth introduce it:

"Here is an amusing article from the weekend. Just remember it's a small town, and they have to find something to put in the news!"

You can read the article here.

Bill



Baby Maia (3/9/06)

"Dear All

"Nena gave birth to a beautiful little girl on Thursday 24th August at 11.33 pm. Maia Grace Wharakura was born at Kenepuru hospital but was then transferred to the Wellington neonatal unit as she was only 2.5 kg and was suffering from jaundice.

"Mum and baby are doing really well and hopefully they'll be discharged this weekend."

Cheers

Paul Wharakura (dad)



Scottish Rugby Radio (6/9/06)

I would like to draw your attention to our website at ScottishRugbyRadio.com.

We have now completed 44 weekly programmes and cover all aspects of rugby in Scotland in a half hour show which goes out every Saturday morning and is available for one week for anyone to simply click and listen.

If possible I would be delighted if you would be kind enough to link to our website. We are shortly going to be linking to all Premiership and National League clubs' own sites.

We are passionate about Scottish Rugby and if you ever have any news for the show please let us know.

Kind Regards

Stuart Cameron
Producer/Presenter
Scottish Rugby Radio



George Morgan (7/11/06)

Everyone at Inverleith was saddened to hear of the death of George Morgan after a short illness on Monday. Husband of the late Rena and father to Dougie, Alastair and Colin, George was also an Honorary Vice President of the Club.

A service of Thanksgiving will take place at Warriston Crematorium Lorimer Chapel on Monday November 13, at 12 noon, to which all family and friends are invited. There will be a retiral collection in aid of Respiratory Research.

I know that everyone connected with Stewart's Melville FP RFC will join me in expressing condolences to George's family at this time.

Alastair Napier



De Beer's Diamond (9/11/06)

Riggers and Dalgy's girlfriend Jenni have both been in touch to pass on the happy news that our old mucker Steph De Beer got engaged last week.

I'll let Candice, the future Mrs De Beer, fill you in on the circumstances:

"Dear friends and family,

"Steph and I are delighted to announce that we were engaged yesterday morning.

"It all started off with an envelope slipped under my door in the morning which led me onto a three hour treasure hunt across Johannesburg! I eventually landed up at the Meyersdal Koppies (a wee mountain/hill in the suburbs that is surrounded by trees and bushes), where Steph went down on one knee and proposed. I was so stunned that all I could do was cry but through the tears I managed to say yes. It was so romantic! The ring is a knockout and the special day was worth the six year wait, as was Steph!

"We are both so ecstatic!

"Lots of love,

Steph and Candy"

Love and best wishes go to the happy couple from all at Invers.

Bill



Gregor Sharp / Ronnie Chisholm (29/11/06)

Sorry to have to relay the news that two genuine Inverleith legends have passed away in the last week.

Gregor Sharp, a Daniel Stewart's FP who gained four Scotland Caps in the 1960s, passed away on Monday night.

Gregor played in the school XV in seasons 1950/51, 1951/52 and 1952/53, captaining the team in his last year, and was a member of the school XI in his last two years, He was also vice-captain of the school.

On leaving school, he was immediately introduced into the stand-off position in the 1st XV, where his tactical awareness and kicking ability, especially of drop goals, were to be the foundation of the backs' attacking skills for well over a decade.

His first taste of representative rugby came in 1956/57, when he played for Edinburgh, and the following season, after playing in District and trial matches, he was selected as a reserve for the England international. He was again a reserve in 1958/59 and was honoured by being chosen to play for the Scotland/Ireland XV against England/Wales in the Twickenham Jubilee Game on 17th October 1959. After his success in that game, he was awarded his first cap against France in 1960. He then carried out his National Service, playing for the Combined Services XV against the French Forces during that time. He continued to play in District games and was frequently a reserve for international matches before being capped again against France, Wales and New Zealand in 1964.

Gregor was a prolific scorer in club rugby, amassing over 1,000 points in the course of his career (including 144 during season 1963/64). He was also a natural Sevens player, being in all the successful Stewart's teams of his day, including the outstanding 1959 VII and the one which contested the Twickenham final in 1962. You can read more about his career here and here.

Gregor's funeral is a private one.

Ronnie Chisholm passed away last Thursday and, whilst not starring for the rugby club, he was a Stew/Mel legend on the cricket front (as well as a well-loved Languages teacher at the school).

Ronnie was a regular in the Scotland cricket squad, making 80 appearances between 1948 and 1971. His haul of 3,175 international runs included 17 half-centuries, while he amassed nearly 16,000 runs playing for Aberdeenshire and Stewart's Melville College.

Ronnie's funeral will take place at Warriston Crematorium Lorimer Chapel on Friday December 1st, at 2 pm.

Condolences go to Gregor and Ronnie's families from everyone connected with Stewart's Melville.

Gordon Rigby


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