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Tour
Manager
Lindsay Hamilton is the
'brains' and driving force behind this tour to France.
It is said that he is only organising the tour because
of his love of French wine! His company Xperian are
the Tour sponsors.
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Fund Raising Manager
There is no truth in
the rumour that Andrew Sutherland took on this role
purely so he could check out commercial property in
Paris! In fact, he was specifically selected as he
is known for squeezing every last penny out of everybody.
Andrew is sponsored by Brylecream
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Tour Fitness Manager
David Milne is dedicated
to the fitness levels of the Touring party. The players
are shamefully fit and will need little input from
him. However, he is greatly concerned over the fitness
levels of the coaches and travelling support. He is
developing a plan for the party that involves a dietary
and fitness programme before, during and after the
tour. Apparently, it is a unique plan as it involves
hamburgers, booze and lots of aspirin! David has been
sponsored by Wilkinson Swords.
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Tour Psychologist
& Referee Liason Officer
Steven Paterson is well
suited to his role in International relations. His
skills of diplomacy and tact on the touchline are
legendary. Steven has volunteered to double up as
our Sports psychologist as he operates his life with
a simple philosophy ' he who does not care does not
win'. This credo was developed when he was in the
forces but we are not allowed to talk about it. Steven
is dedicated to the mental health of the Tour party
and has indicated that all problems can be sorted
in the bar!
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Coach
No - John Campbell is
not going to double up as a bus! John has dedicated
his coaching career to training this group of players
- fortunately they do not heed a word he says and
they have honed themselves in a skilful outfit! John
is sponsored by Weight Watchers.
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Doctor
Mike Cornbleet is relinquishing
a desk job to take on the role of medical advisor
to the tour party. He is very worried about the state
of the tour support staff and followers but is confident
that the players are healthy enough to run and find
him in the bar should any problems arise.
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